This is what your trying to say, but it’s getting washed out because your trying to make it too difficult.

Blow dryers, beach towels, makeup removal pads, diffuser, sound machine, and radio/speaker are all good indoor amenities.

Tell the upstairs Tenant you are increasing rent $50 a month to offset the cost of the extra utility use and access to the machines.

From what I understand, something like oil drilling, oil equipment lease, car wash, convenience store, or laundromat should qualify.  

From the media, this machine of ChatGPT seems will control the world....

That HELOC line will last for up to 10 years at the same rate (if you can get those terms) by which you have (hopefully) created a property that is both paying for itself and now can be use a lending machine for future projects. 

Could you split out the A/C as one bill for the machine and one for the labor in order to stay below the 2500?

But for one property for one year, just like five plays on a slot machine, you can be a long ways from the expected results.

. :-)Vegas does make huge piles of jobs when they build new casinos and convention centers (the $10 billion I mentioned earlier.) but most of the jobs are 50 here for a new car wash, 50 over there for a new fast food chain, a few hundred over there for a new school or library.

You may have to remind them not to do horse laundry like polo wraps, blankets and saddle pads in your washing machine.