It may not be as cut and dry.

Aside from some dry wall, minor flooring and kitchen update the place is solid.  

After the shower, I blow dry it on low heat, brush it out, then I use a mixture of beard balm and beard oil.

Bed bugs still remain.Had one company ($800) want to spray and then put dry ice in middle of floor stating that the bugs will go toward it and cross chemical barrier and die. 

You'll have to eat this and learn the lesson, This is on you for not checking his License/Insurance/Bond/Workers Comp/Etc....First let it dry out and re-assess.....what does your flooring guy say?

There are more foundation issues on the east side of town as well due to the higher expansive clay soil content. 

A text book that has great information but is a dry read is "Cities for People" by Jan Gehl.

I had guests check in a few weeks ago that when they pulled back the covers there was dried blood on the sheets..

I am assuming the ideal is something that cleans well and dries fast.

There’s also poison that they eat and it dries the carcass out so less smell.