But I will be ghosting (technically living in the Barracks but actually living somewhere else) or just wait until I'm eligible to receive BAH and receive more money to actually go towards my mortgage.

What products have you had the best luck with for background checks?  

They check all the boxes above, but their terms are quite aggressive and recently, as of March 1st, their interest rates have skyrocketed to nearly 9% for a 30-year product (ouch!)

Good product for buy and holds and flips.

You can have it removed by refinancing to another product, so maybe look for a low-cost refi option.  

Better property, tenants, neighborhood, financing product & more exit opportunity.

It's completely time-consuming and kills my productivity throughout the day.  

Otherwise lenders in my marketplace offer a duplex product with 5% down and 6 month habitation requirement.

They do not have the product but will look into it for me.I should have mentioned that this is aluminum.

Bathroom.. there's a new product (forgot the name).. its a hybrid of scrubbin bubbles spray with bleach, but doesn't foam up like the normal 'scrubin bubbles' product.