Interact on the forums.

And given birth to a society incapable of honest self-evaluation, poor work ethic, weak will, thin skin, fearful in human interactions, and a host of other social oddities now coming common and with presses for all to "accept" these as normalcies, and placate to them. 

This should solve majority of issues and limit any interactions the rear has with the pets. 

One other option you could consider is using M1 finance or Interactive brokers (both have lower margin loan rates) to borrow against your taxable account.

Maybe reach out for some "ghost stories" from past guests and quote them in the listing, look up history of the area and speculate who it could be, highlight all the interactions guests have claimed to have in a positive and friendly framework and sell the house for what it is.  

Start a yelp account and tell everyone truthfully from start to finish about your interaction with this company, in detail, and his responses.

In fact, it could be a huge asset to you once you know what you're doing.For example, Interactive Brokers has something like a 6.5% rate on margin loans against your portfolio.

Here's the link to the map: https://eig.org/distressed-communities/2022-dci-interactive-...Distressed zip codes are in brown and orange.

The person who sent the postcard answered the phone, and accepted my request with no interest in engagement.I certainly overthought this particular interaction.

There are some inexpensive, online training gurus where you can get the basics, but it lacks the interaction and question & answer aspects.