That, and I guarantee whoever reviews it will change it. 

They also give you a written guarantee that they will help you profit $50k in the next 12 months.

I do not know your tax situation, but I know most tax professionals are fairly busy and normally do not guarantee they will be able to file by the original timeline. 

I filed a claim with WFG title insurer and they just denied me saying: "Title insurance is not a casualty insurance that covers every possible loss, nor is it a guarantee of any facts regarding title to real property.

I get the need for them (I guarantee I will have them) I just don't like it being the knee jerk reaction.

STR's are unstable with a lower likelihood of guaranteed income.

If it’s a subway that has a corporate guarantee and option to renew that is a much lower risk than a brand new business that has a High chance of going underWhat we see frequently is investors chase returns and ignore risks.

A .5% post-tax "spread" between highly volatile projected stock market returns, and the guarantee of a 7% return (by not having a mortgage payment) just makes no sense, to me. 

Guaranteed payments?????

In my market, the typical type of deed uses is a Special Warranty deed where you are guaranteeing only title issues that came into existence during your ownership.