Mail in 6 week intervals so you'll hit the same 500 people 4 times in a 6 month spread.

A very typical approach that I will find with lawn guys around here is they will offer longer intervals (10-days) if you want, and even then it is just a rule of thumb - so if it's a total drought they won't go to cut the grass when it is not even growing.

Much like the FDA will allow additives and chemicals void of nutrition in your food.

I’m also a masters nutrition student. 

.$135 BillionCommittee on Agriculture, Nutrition and ForestryFund agriculture conservation, drought and forestry programs to help reduce carbon emissions and prevent wildfires.

Move in with a relieve and sleep on their couch for free (or $100 a month) as long as you can, and help out around the house as needed.Cut the grass, cook dinner now and then, fix the washing machine when the belt jump off, etc...If out have to eat out, eat at Taco Cabana (or similar good nutrition for cheap price) and always get the specials--no soda just drink free water.Get a second job or  temp job and work as much as you can and save up more than the needed next down payment.Do not spend money any new things, just save it all.Maybe a year or so of that will put you in CASH positive situation.Cash is King--Get Some--and get free,Good Luck!

You are essentially participating automatically in a property exchange (like Interval International if you are familiar with timeshares).

If you want to just pay money you should dollar-cost average invest in index funds (same amount at fixed time intervals no matter how market is doing).Russ, I totally agree.  

I can't say I'm the absentee owner, couldn't be me, go after the litter bug, What they did was amend the law that they come by at a certain interval, like between 8:00AM to 10:AM to inspect your sidewalk, and only then issue a citation if they see anything.

I'll be taking a break over Christmas time and then re-hitting those same leads on a regular interval come 2014.