And no idea how any loan beyond a DSCR loan works but knows that the DSCR is always the best option and thinks the DSCR loan is somehow undetectable from underwriting on the next application.  

But 1500 per month isn't that expensive if it helps you motivate, analyze, close and properly operate a self storage business it was just an investment in your growth towards your goals.

She had no idea where that came from either.

If you can buy an investment property, minus off all the costs, and then still profit at least 20% on top of you investment expenses/cc and incidentals (which should be counted at 10%+), then it makes logical business sense.

I believe you are supposed to register your out of state LLC in each state that is does business in though.

I have a Series LLC I use to collect income for my consulting business, but the income goes to my personal checking account.

I help clients invest as well, majority of my business is done in Lake County.

The port Authority has just begun construction on a new Business district located up by Pangborn Airport.There is a large road project building a second bridge over the Wenatchee River to downtown to help with future traffic flow the project's estimated cost is over $92,000,000.A secondary Road Project is also happening on the south end of Wenatchee Ave.

Any idea if that's a requirement?

Govt loans are for primary residences only - the whole idea of househacking is to use the benefits of a primary residence to get started in investing.