I would buy a picnic table and a $50 grill and reward the tenants with a new area in the back of the building for cookouts- eliminating parking. 

In this case you bring some money to the table along with everyone else.

To analyze how each segment will fare the crisis, we created a table which we call, “The Good, The Bad & The Ugly Analysis”.

The cheaper option is still on the table and has <20months timeline. 14.25% prior to start ($57,000)13.25% upon foundation inspection ($53,000)15.30% upon framing inspection ($61,200)5.20% upon plumbing inspection ($20,800)9.75% upon electrical inspection ($39,000)5.25% upon water proofing, drywall and insulation ($21,000)7.25% upon roof inspection ($29,000)8.0% upon stucco ($32,000)9.25% upon flooring kitchen and bathrooms ($37,000)12.5% upon final inspection and finish final touch ups ($50,000)

I can't imagine you'll get a 30 year fixed rate, it will be either 15, 20, or 25 years when it comes to an amortization table. 

Look at Table 3, which tells you the absolute number of jobs.  

That stuff has taken food of our trades table!

I am thinking of how to create a Brand around myself for being someone who can bring great deals to the table.

Remember that unless you try to get a seller concession for closing costs or you wrap them up in the mortgage, you will have to bring some cash to the closing table in addition to the down payment. 

I think the comparison between having a bobcat or mountain lion is the same as having a pit bull was a little overboard.