A few suggestions:Get a Job, Borrow from Parents/relatives, Get a partner for the deal, or (trigger warning: not PC)  renounce US citizenship, cross the border illegally, and get all the government money you need.  

Additionally, consider discussing your plans with your mortgage lenders to ensure that forming an LLC won't trigger any issues with your existing mortgages.

Just make sure you do your due diligence before pulling the trigger.

Once the lender receives the new insurance policy to properly insure the new owner, that is what triggers thr due on sale clause.

Run the numbers and if they make sense, pull the trigger.

Sprinkler systems are a pain to deal with, in terms of maintenance (inspections etc) and risk of flooding during winter freezes and tenants accidentally triggering them.

However, every time a showing is scheduled the place is so messy that it is impossible to get inside without tripping or potential injury.

In the process of you pulling the trigger on this property..How many other properties did you look at before deciding on this one?

This law imposes duties on the landlord including: Abiding by any applicable housing codes (including state, city and/or county codes), and maintaining the property in a safe and reliable manner.A tenant can sue a landlord for a slip and fall as long the tenant can prove the landlord was negligent and the negligence was the cause of the tenant’s personal injury (broken or fractured bone, scarring, or another serious bodily injury).

Sorry my response triggered you.