Other end of the spectrum if your tolerance is low, house hack a nice singe family near you in a good area that breaks even as a rental when you move out.

I have a friend that owns 150 singe family doors on his own.  

We have managed ourselves for the past several years but just don't have the time to keep things singing.

and ask them to sing anything?  

After a year of living there I will repeat that process but this time also purchase sing family units and BRRRR them.

I have had good luck over the last 5 years myself but when I saw the title of your post it reminded of the foreclosure sale in December when the guy who “won” the auction actually paid double what the property was worth but I guarantee he was singing winner winner chicken dinner to all his friends! 

I'm preparing myself to be torn to shreds by the BP trolls, but I've been singing this tune for decades.

Then you need to provide the mortgage note.If you indicate you rent, they will want to see a verification of rent, which you won't be able to provide, and then you have to indicate that you own it.Also, many lenders do public record checks, and a recorded mortgage will come up.Remember you are singing legally binding documentation, and are required to disclose it.

We got the deal all properly structured and written and I signed the 2nd contract yesterday, and singing your name on a million-dollar deal is scary and exciting!

Every time I am tempted to rent to someone who has warning sings, I just visualize one of those bad tenants.