Instead of finding a job, the tenant cashed his grandmother's bonds and goes out to casinos and strip clubs every weekend, he verbally told me this.

See if you can get a phone number that's pretty similar, maybe a digit off.Then, duplicate his Bandit Sign but with your new phone number!!!!!!!!

@Anson Giden You forgot to mention the Casino as an employer in Shelbyville!

Our company specializes in offering completely passive yet double-digit return investment properties here in Cleveland, Ohio.

Conservatively underwritten low double digit CoC and high teens IRR is standard. 

The new ~660 acres of land picked up by 4-5 big developers in Super North Vegas is like a good HOUR from civilization (aka strip / airport / DTS / any respectable casino...)I just can't imagine the current condos and townhomes out here someday being worth $400k/$600k+ like the major cities out there.

Paperwork" can all be done digitally.

They digitally sign with the access to their personal e-mail.When fully executed the document can be printed and brought to title company/lawyer as you would otherwise process.

A friend of mine lives near Kings Mountain and he swears they are still going to build the casino down the road from him. 

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