@DeBret McGee IIYour best bet is to secure a deal with creative financing, seller financing or meter lease options.

From what I've seen, the average view-to-application ratio on platforms like Facebook Marketplace can vary quite a bit, but a general ballpark is around 5-10%.

What are the pros and cons compared to other platforms? 

If you are in a high fire zone, the California Fair Plan is likely your best bet.

If you don't want to use an attorney, you can make an LLC through the secretary of state website https://www.ohiosos.gov/businesses/information-on-starting-a... or other software platforms like zen business and rocket lawyer. 

What do you all know about PropertyGRID? https://propertygrid.com/
Someone told me about it and it uses blockchain technology and tokenization of ownership with the purported goal of enhancing the real estate transac...

AirBNB is a platform you list your STRs on.I didn't get that you want zero income like @Bill B. mentioned but it should be pretty easy to to get this rolling.

As others have commented, this is a scenario where you will have most luck with a private individual lender or some other local financing - just too small for pretty much all the national platform hard money lenders

bet dollars to donuts its leveraged to the eyeballs. 

Hell, I might be even-steven if we had one, and I'd bet money @Russell Brazil and @Nathan Gesner would be there with me despite the fact they're two of the smartest dudes in here because they're not soft pedalers.