It sleeps 11 legally and has 7 bedrooms and has 3 indoor garage unit and 8 off street parking.

I provide a refrigerator (ice maker depends on house), range and range hood.  

There are a lot of cases where contracts are reformed to the intent of the makers. 

Meth makers would get someone to apply for a rental who appeared to be the perfect tenant.  

I like when someone says, "I make really good money."

You'll be the rule maker, not the rule follower.   

I believe most So Cal investors who invest in Midwest turnkey properties likely would have been better served investing locally.However, if I were in one of those low cost Midwest market, I have confidence that I could make RE work in that market.Mostly I believe smart RE investors can profit in virtually any RE market.  

I am in a high tax jurisdiction.The only way to make real money off a small portfolio is to self manage, since you can add back 18.33% of your gross, but then you also bought a job versus an investment. 

Threatened with eviction they fled (with their hardware) and we had to put hvac back together. had a client whose house was basically destroyed by an indoor grow..  

My tenant in California just told me that he can’t make rent next month due to the Covid19 pandemic.