When there are A LOT of hard pulls in short time that is what triggers a red flag for subsequent creditors.

That roommate subsequently shot somebody at the house (non fatal). 

you may want to talk to some of the crowdfunding sites.. your experience and financial position will be important .In my mind if your doing your first deals you need to give the money much more return than what you want to subsequently end up with.. why because you need experience and you need deals to show others that you have done deals.remember 8% pre with a waterfall there are literally 100's of very established syndicators that will do this .you offer substantially more and the investors many times will take the risk adjusted return and go with you as you start out.

I've been actively looking for our next flip and have already let one slide through my fingers that would've been quite profitable.

Planning on selling the primary and relocating to have biggest cash position possible, hoping that happens before the market starts to slide down here, but if not have already told my parents we'll be crashing the in law suite.

Alien abduction of the window screen I have not yet heard or seen, though...It is just one of the many wonders of landlording (along with common sliding closet door abuse)...I have no firm answers or solutions.

We've subsequently closed portfolio loans with B2R, Firstkey, and Colony(6-7%,1pt).So far, its been a pretty good experience, but our velocity of capital is not living up to our ambitions.

I'm looking for help with financing questions mostly: There's a large building available in a developing area and I want to know how to finance the purchase and subsequent renovations. 

After extensive research and scrolling through the threads here, I am really only interested in getting the floor plan/design templates/systems (materials, sku#, website, and price) portion and tiered property type selector (the slide that shows houses with $).

Asking for money in subsequent phases increases IRR since again its time sensitive (but you know the capital call is coming so you as an investor have to earmark that cash on the sidelines for when its called).