So here I am, Young master of the universe writing a post on BP.And it goes a little something like this:https://www.biggerpockets.com/forums/12/topics/315...Well my little puny humans, I got laughed at, got insulted (in pvt message), got called names...BlahBlahhhhBlahhhhhhBLAAAHHHHHHLook , I know you all are trying to help.. well some just want to come over as smart...And this is  a really important lesson.

One of our borrowers does this monthly and is making absurd amounts of money.

You can not program a computer to decipher human judgements such as appeal, quality and physical condition.

So I started volunteering at Habitat for Humanity to help build homes on my time off.

So I started volunteering at Habitat for Humanity to help build homes on my time off.

I suggest avoiding paying rent as much as humanly possible and just look for that duplex.Best of luck!

.- Any expense on line 14 "repairs" can only be added back with a bunch of supporting documentation matching exactly & based on a human underwriter's judgement call on the "one time" nature of it (and how that underwriter's mood is on that given day) on a one-off basis.

When you get a human to talk with at either auction.com or TenX, dont take the note that a legal will get in touch with you, instead keep talking till they can either give a manager's or legal departments contact # to talk to, OR ask them what your other options are. 

That is an absurd question!

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