I was thinking along the lines of just a few slides of a slide deck showing the property and the potential.

These numbers should scare you a little.

If you’re a real estate investor looking to scale quickly, portfolio lenders can be an incredible resource.

Now I provide a modestly sized (42-48") TV in every bedroom, and a big one in the living room.

I have a recent request for my furnished rental.

Can you imagine taking a couple days off work, looking for a new place, paying for new applications, putting down deposits, renting a moving truck, finding friends to help you move, paying to clean your old place, and so on to “Save” $300/yr? 

Can you make it a 12 bedroom 12 bathroom?

A 5 year arm might be a bad idea in this case. 

We just discovered a crack in the concrete slab foundation that is a borderline major problem:- It is a vertical crack about 1/8 inch wide that is at least 9ft long, which is causing a 3/4 inch drop in the flooring and some evidence of old (luckily) limited moisture and termite intrusion. - BUT, it also appears old and probably a symptom of the original house settling.

Example, you probably think winning a bidding war or getting a property 5% under "market value" is a great deal.