If the seller's agent is sharp, they'll confirm all that with a lender. 

You sound like a sharp young man with quite a bit of natural intuition and entrepreneurial spirit who is not afraid to work. 

You must work with the "commercial lending" department of credit union.The rate will be a little higher than a residential loan owned in your personal name, but you gain the benefits of a commercial style loan (issued to the LLC - not typically appearing on personal credit, using the income of the property as covering the debt ratio, etc.).Some of the credit unions that I have seen do these deals are: Philadelphia Federal Credit Union, Merc Sharpe & Dhome FCU, TruMark FCU and there are probably others that have a commercial lending division for residential, LLC owned investment property financing. 

I had posted about the parking situation previously and was met with some vitriol and eye-rolling that I wasn't sharp enough to catch these things myself, but I'm 31 and doing everything for the first time completely alone, and I trusted my realtor.

Tough go.The world isn't full of rounded corners and sometimes we get caught on a sharp edge.

I’ve noticed a sharp decline in late payments & defaults once you put them on ‘Autopilot’ mode.

Dress sharp and look better than your competition.

I know if sounds crazy but when you put your payments into autopilot mode you see a sharp decline in missed payments and defaults. 

many in real estate sales never really learn proper technique its a learned skill.. there is a reason there are top performers in real estate.. they simply have better skills you can learn those skills.I was taught them at a young age and by some very sharp salesmen..

Pretty sharp looking honestly.2) Oil Rubbed Bronze cabinet hardware/pulls...