Has anyone heard of neighbor storage ( https://www.neighbor.com/)? 

I added coin operated laundry in the basement and separated the rest of the basement for my personal storage.

Rebuilt original porch, new landscaping, new hardscaping, new fencing, added a private courtyard and lockable carport storage.

It saves them a whole host of headaches including having to find a storage to put their stuff into, stay in a hotel during the crossover time, and all those other factors that are stressful and inconvenient in the moving process.Let’s look at the problem ‘I don’t have any money to move,’ (I hear this all the time).Say we are buying the house for $100,000, to close on the contract we give them $10,000 to move and keep the other $90,000 in Escrow.

And they claim only a small percentage of crypto is on the internet per se (the rest is locked in cold storage).

Self-storage?

Some of the various provisions in the RTLO include the following:Limits on late rental fee payments to $10 per month.Disclosure to prospective tenants of utility costs for the previous 12 months.Additional habitability requirements, beyond building city code requirements.Tenant “right to cure” non-payment of rent before judge orders eviction.Landlord storage of tenant's personal items if tenant vacates a unit.Non-lease renewal notice of 90 days.Landlord Disclosure of code violations to prospective tenants for the previous 12 months.Landlords cannot charge other "fees" such as move-in fees."

So, if I were in your shoes and had this issue to get someone their, I would say"if I give you $10,000 to start this week, could you put a couple guys on it"You will see in his body language that if he needs some capital ( money ) he willwait about 5-8 seconds to think it out and then he will say "yes" I can start this week!

Rent Rooms, another unit, Airbnb or storage.

So another option is to put a permanent window seat and have some storage shelves build in to make it look like a feature rather than a cheap fix.