With loan defaults on the rise, record unemployment numbers, and states delaying evictions and even proposing rent cancelations, there is not a living breathing human being on the face of the Earth now who knows that their property is a safe investment.

They'll be right.Michael(if you have any special bulbs- like R7s 78mm or 118mm halogens, or T8, etc, please respond to this post and I'll give you some solutions for those)Don't forget that "HUMANS" produce heat too. 

Also, a little humanity can go a long way in these situations and treating the tenant with respect and dignity will help them to be more cooperative.  

Which is a contract between two free humans.

They promise they will pay by then etc but I remain a stone cold human.

We collected all of our rent, but she left some human feces behind that our cleaner had to deal with.

I had to explain that while they were noisy and ugly as sin, they posed no threat to humans.

Our elderly neighbor had her husband use the sticky papers to be more humane.

It's sort of who we are as humans, we get silly ideas in our heads and stick with them, even in many cases with a very negative result.I think for most sellers, they will sell to anyone that gives them a fair or highest price.

Sometimes humanizing a landlord really helps.