If they didn't have our number, they would have called the police and DEP for some paint/oil smells coming from our flip. 

I would let you know now but the last time I mentioned it the post police was all over me and told me that this wasn't the place to do it.  

Aren't we basically experiencing this same issue nationally with the police?

We cooperate with the Longview Police Department to maintain a crime free living environment.

On time for appointmentBROUGHT NECESSARY ITEMS: Identification, application information, references, application fee, holding deposit...Filled out application completely and truthfullyAble to verify all of the necessary informationAble to pay full amount of rent and depositSufficient monthly income of 3 times the rental amountVerifiable income and employmentStable income or employment for a minimum of _____ monthsFinancial obligation of no more than _____% of incomeSatisfactory credit history (no bankruptcy)Provided credit referencesAt current address for a minimum of ______monthsGave proper notice to current landlordGave proper notice to previous landlordNo prior evictionsNo problems with previous landlordsDeposit fully returned (none withheld for damages)No complaints or police reports regarding disturbing the peace, etc.No significant violations of a previous rental agreementNo pets or is willing to sign a pet agreement and meets additional pet criteriaNon-smokersHas a Delinquency Rate less than 45% based on Credit Score Analysis performed by Tenant Background Search.Has a credit grade of B or credit score of 620 or higher per Tenant Background Search.

It is bankrupt and operating with a skeleton police force.

Sheriff, police, etc???

http://www.wlky.com/news/police-respond-to-report-of-shooting-in-portland-neighborhood/39569042

Take to a local funeral home or police station or church??  

Tell them they each get to pick one (1) thing gratis but you expect to get your moneys worth that you're a retired police sharpshooter with a nervous condition.