Drew,Drake has a pretty large Greek presence from what I've been told. 

Contemplating oil to gas conversion of four ancient oil boilers in a 4-plex where leases stipulate that new tenants receive their tanks 'full' must have auto-delivery contract and leave tank full upon lease expiration.

Find some ancient cottages and start mail-blasting the owners.

Sailing the greek islands(Yes, I have literally had all of these).They will take your place sight unseen, just let them know your address and they will have their dad / brother / agent / send you a certified check.  

Now with the carpets out and fresh paint on the walls (done after the pictures below were taken), it smells much better :)This is a picture from an MLS listing from 2010:  Here it is today, after my husband demo'd the wheelchair ramp:We're planning to paint the exterior trim Greek Vanilla (SW) and replace the shutters with black vinyl.  

I'll spend spring in NYC, summer in Portugal or Italy,  Fall in the Greek Islands,  and Winter in Hawaii! 

They said they had thought about it (because he had done several other egregious things besides the little matter of putting my property in their trust) but they come from a very tightknit community (they're Greek, the lawyer is Greek, the lawyer was a former family connection and was recommended by the priest at their local Greek Orthodox Church, etc, etc) and they came to a point where they just wanted to move on.

The furnace is ancient and inefficient and the house is drafty and your heating bills are huge and the garage is full of his stuff so you can't even use it. 

I belong to one of them, Greeks.

We have concern over a Chinese economic slowdown, Greek default, Spain, Portugal, Ireland.