I'm looking for some backhanded (seemingly good but actually insulting) reviews for a funny video idea. They will be read by a not-so-bright Property Manager that doesn't realize he's being insulted. Some examples:"I ...

Worst case scenario, you could JV with another wholesaler who has buyers and split it 50/50.

I consider my decision to buy warranties many years ago as the single worst mistake I've made as a REI. 

The worst thing is to get a complaint and not acknowledge the tenant.

Many times they will claim it's wonderful and then try to hide their worst deals by only showing completed deals.

Also, I know closing costs on both sides of the deal is a lot but I am thinking worst case scenario if its what's needed to make the sale.REO list price: 50,000ARV: 110,000Comps: 100,000-115,000Offer price: 50,000Home inspection: $500Closing costs/taxes/fees: estimated 5,500Estimated rehab cost: 20,000Carrying costs: 1,500Loan amount: 55,000Out of pocket cost: 20,500 (down payment, home inspection, closing costs and fees)Loan terms: 12 months @ 10% interest + 3 points at closingTotal cost of house + rehab: 75,500Sell price: 105,000Gross Profit: 34,500REA commission: 5% (5,250)Closing costs: 5% (5,250)GC share: 10% of profit (3,450)Carrying cost: 1,500Out of pocket expenses: 20,500Loan interest: 1,000+/-Loan points: 3,100Costs: 36,450Net profit: -1,550Taxes: loss

Worst case scenario I need to remove it along with the grout, and re caulk.

It gives us an uphill climb that is completely unnecessary.The worst part of this Zestimate scam is that they show you the Zestimate in big bold numbers, but you have to dig deep to find the chart I posted here.

. $50k is at the top end/worst case of the rehab needed. $1,300/mo is on the lower end, with $1,400 being more likely after rehab.

Plus, the 200 square feet could be the worst jungle, while the 2,000 sq ft can be basic dirt.