Hey @Nick Childs welcome to BiggerPockets!

We are thinking about renting our 3 bedroom apartment to a family (2 parents and a 20 year old child).  

Can you buy a home all cash under your child's SS number in an UTMA?

My cousin is an ex Navy Seal and he has a body that is a poster child for the most chisled perfect body.

Shortly after that, my wife and I had our first child ( a true blessing).

Unless you want to drag your child around (which I'm not saying is a bad thing in the least) to your fix-and-flips, open houses, etc. you'll be throwing down (guessing $10/hour) for the neighbor kid to make sure Kevin Jr. doesn't crawl into the pool.Don't get me wrong, I love the theoretical question but have you looking at the pesky *actual dollar* details connected to your desire to move?  

Regardless, nothing excuses theft except maybe to feed a starving child. 

I never knew before where to go with some of my questions, but it looks like this forum is a great resource.I have a condo that I used to live in and when we had our third child we decided to move out.  

I also have a child who gets sick often which keeps me at home for days (or up to a couple of weeks) at a time.

This means all your debts (housing, credit cards, car payments, student loans, child/spousal support, etc.) divided by your gross monthly pay (your wages/other income before taxes and deductions) cannot be greater than 45%.