I assume you're referring to a specific complaint like an unauthorized occupant or animal?

., calls involving complaints of fireworks, domestic incidents, "groups annoying," loud music, animal control issues and neighbor disputes.

This is just to see the temperament of the animal to make sure it won't destroy the house or be a danger to any neighbors.  

Buy warm clothes and coats and see how many houses you can buy 6 months after we get a cold snap where it hits -20 to minus 30 degrees and doesn't get above zero degrees for 3 or 4 weeks . 

@Jared SutherlandTo the best of my knowledge, you have a few choices, none really great) to address a popcorn ceiling (and asbestos notwithstanding):1)  Tear it down and re-rock (tape, spackle, etc)2)  rock with 1/4" board right over it.3)  There are commercial sanders to sand it all down (so you get lots of dust but don't need to hand board)4)  you "skim" coat the crap out of your ceiling..Also, to remove asbestos I think you legally need to use an EPA certified Contractor. 

.- Nice coat of paint and/or murals- Extra Amenities such as jacuzzi, pool, basketball court, bocce ball, arcade games, and etc

Chlorine off gassing can be harmful to humans and animals.

Do you know if in Chicago we're allowed to do a penalty for an unauthorized animal, though? 

And getting your license vs. using your license are two different animals.

How do you know it will be a corporate traveler and not a bunch of party animals from AirBnB?