After that, I destroy the known world in Command and Conquer and kill zombies in Resident Evil for a couple hours.

Nothing coud be worse than you losing all your capital, and destroying your credit at your age now.

It stresses the pain points of being a landlord (vacancies, late rent, making repairs, tenants destroying property, maintenance expenses and hassles) and the benefits I can provide in buying the house (as-is, quick, cash, hassle-free, etc.)

The only compelling reason to keep it is to preserve your credit, but the practical reality is your FICO score will be compromised (not destroyed) for at least two years.Face the music on the tax due for phantom income via 1099, square your shoulders and keep investing--this time with more insight gained from this experience.

The tennants destroy the property?

Does anyone have any ideas how I may exit this position without getting sued by the bank and destroying my credit?

I have seen both destroy.

The bottom line is that the idiot tenants can destroy any flooring you put in.

On the other hand, Obama is a socialist intent on destroying the United States.I also totally disagree with the idea that we should omit anyone that has strong religious views.

You can really destroy your investing career if you do this too many times.