(Of course, there's tens of thousands of dollars that you're artificially liable for, on top of what their actual loss would be if they negotiated a lower payout with you now).

Does anyone have experience with tenants maintaining an artificial lawn? 

I was wondering if anyone has had experience landscaping using artificial plants and bushes.

What it would do is artificially make the early months that I included no cap expense look better than reality and it would make the months after including the now inflated cap expense look worse than reality. 

Although you do not state the value of the property your goal to pay off a low interest mortgage is buying artificial cash flow at a very high price.

I addition you should be refinancing to pull out the dead  equity otherwise all you will be doing is buying artificial cash flow with your own money.

Use Purdy XL or a similar high-quality artificial bristle brush and foam rollers.

buy low, sell high. right now tampa is high, artificially high due to low supply and high demand. you cant go wrong selling, plus you would not get hit with capital gains tax if you are living there.

No more bosses, artificial deadlines, or fear of being laid off.

Consensus is productivity from WFH is high BUT they acknowledge that SIP puts an artificial dynamic to life in general.