@Winn Cook so the electric lift stations are done quite frequently in the mountains or very flat areas where gravity flow is not feasible.

When I go to a restaurant (more so for fine dining) I am paying for the service to cook my food (among other stuff).

Can try small claim court showing your medical bills because of frost bite, cold having no heat, weight loss having no kitchen to cook and fungus body.

I just got out of the Army last year and one thing I hated was being in the barracks and the powers that be had already changed the units from heating to A/C or vice versa, then we'd suddenly get a drastic change in weather and we are all freezing or cooking because the temps can't be adjusted the other direction for the rest of the season. 

I asked them how did you guys cook up these ideas and they said rich dad. ( which i never heard of at the time) so they gave me the book i scanned it and thought it was kind of fluffly and flowery but since did not read it word for word I am not the best one to comment.

All the miles, pot-holes, construction sites, neighborhoods etc. that I've driven through have really put my office-on-wheels through a lot.

They say "could you substitute some home cooked meals instead of the keg? 

Although some folks hit the jack pot with that fruit company in Cupertino ;)

Pot and Kettle Darren.  

Show them the plumbing bill and tell them next one due to anything other than tp in line is on them....kitchen grease or food from not using supplied sink strainer, dirt from potting plants, tampons, you name it.