Sometimes I have offered incentives like low security deposit or free flat screen TV.

Gurus are on tv all day everyday telling well meaning people that they don't have to know anything or do anything to be involved in this business and they will still get rich.

Unless you are referring to something like a TV in the window of your own property, then that shouldn't be a problem.

We currently live in a very very warm place and want to only see snow on the TV and when snowboarding! 

, stuff like that is a no for me dawg.Picky guests that ask a lot of questions up front are always a problem - get a retired couple that just wants to golf for a week, they are the best guests (make sure you have directions for them on how to work the TV lol). 

:At a different rental (a townhouse in a HOA neighborhood), my tenants wished to get satellite TV.

The internet may have been in it's beginnings, but there were still books, libraries, radio, and TV and those methods have been in common use for at least centuries if not millennia. 

Are any of your competitors offering Rental Concession, ie..1st month free rent, a free "Color TV", a free "Phone", etc...

The area is always expanding the business district as well as downtown, from Access to low cost regional talent, competitive real estate cost, strong work ethics and excellent facilities for sports, shopping, leisure and healthcare.

I remember signing a document at closing saying I wouldnt not rent it our for more than 30 days, so that must mean I can rent it out at my leisure for days at a time?