So, you're really stuck with playing this game (set up by the same folks who told you a house was your biggest investment, what a surprise) and paying these costs.All these other options - lease/option, wrap mortgage, subject to, etc are risky.

That said, I was surprised (and impressed) with how easy Rentlinx was to use and that I actually got replys.

It's no surprise that Google likes & indexes this content.

So surprise surprise she didn't really deserve any sympathy or a break.

Clearly, I also cannot speak for all visual voicemail applications as I have only personally used a few of them.This brings me to 3 quick recommendations followed by 3 quick tips.I would be surprised if you are not already familiar with (if not well-versed in) visual voicemail, its uses, and its benefits.

I don't know the answer to your question, but I'm surprised they care much where you get the funds so long as you have the credit and ability to make the mortgage payments.

I am surprised this is not illegal in one way or another.

I am surprised that your current policy for that property doesn't include it.

I'm not surprised that no locksmith would take you up on that deal.  

The obvious problem with conventional loans is that you only have so many of them and then you have to go to portfolio lenders to keep growing.As for portfolio lenders, thats the one thing about your post that surprises me the most.