A great tenant would have just gone back inside the house and called the cops or you and not had a reality TV moment in front of the property.I'd be careful about the wording of the warning, and maybe be more specific. 

Sometimes a great tenant can move in and then get involved with a reality TV drama queen who screams and throws furniture in the hall (happened to me more than once). 

You may find yourself buying a new TV and jewelry for Mr.

Unfortunately, this is mentioned on tv shows, etc., as an easy way to cover up nail holes.  

I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV- however, this post on the US Treasury site might help answer your question-http://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/faqs/Currency/Pages/legal-tender.aspxThe way I understand it- if as a landlord, you are considered a creditor, you MUST accept cash.

They get three meals, a living area with TV to watch the Novelas.

Also the tenants tv quit working (according to my tenant today that he said the other tenant said his tv is now working).  

I'm not sure I would have acted as quickly as you did in this same scenario, I would probably have chalked it up to the rent increase.These girls probably have watched too much TV.

One thing we recommend to our viewers and students is to raise the rent incrementally every year, to set expectations and prevent the rent from dipping too far below market levels.

Zillow will also give you stats on viewers/savers etc and also compare it to the average.I would feature a good cover picture of the kitchen as this is one of the biggest differentiators.