Alternatively, I'm wondering if I should start developing my own spreadsheet to enable the specific analysis I want to perform.

We are in my driveway, he is in the truck, I start walking away and as soon as I get around the corner of the house and out of his sight I hear him scream "Merritt, you're a ****ing prick".

On (date) __________________ at (time) ___________________, you refused entry or otherwise failed to cooperate in reaching a mutually agreeable alternative with your landlord or manager.

A HELOC really should be an alternative to HML and I like to think of exit strategies in the same way. 

But now that I know I’ll be moving to CO I’ve paused that and intend to use my funds out there.I am open to alternative options as well.Thank you for your time!

I’m sure @Luke Carl can give you the scoop on the Destin market.Here’s an alternative perspective.

Anything that hurts their bottom line is very clearly a "bad idea".Self-directed IRA and 401(K) plans for investing in alternative assets such as real estate are a niche service. 

Duplex recently purchased < $55k and bottom unit leases for $850/mo (all utilities included up to $150), and upstairs scheduled to rent for $750 (same)City of Brazoria experiencing growing pains due to Lake Jackson area overpopulation up and down 288, and seeing Hwy 36 as healthy alternative. 

Just depends on the level of knowledge of a holdover tenant.If they know a similar property will rent for 1,200 a month and you are offering 1,200 to move now but they have a ton of trash to clean up,deposits,moving truck etc. then they will stay put.If the courts are backed up it could take 3 months to get out.They save 3,600 that way and leave you the trash.Again it all comes down to how smart the holdover tenant is and you won't know that until you approach them.Even if they agree to cash for keys I would still file eviction to keep the heat on them in case they change their mind.

Those that come to mind immediately are the liability in transportation (house falls off and kills 20 people), installation (house does not sit well on new foundation), sales (new buyers squirm at fact that house was previously on a truck bed), title (I'm sorry... the house is WHERE now???)