They don't do their own oil changes.

My mind always things in terms of geology and is there oil or mineral wealth and then I go back to tree farming and other things i can grow.

I am a gold miner to and they say that "gold is where you find it."

Also, make sure there are no underground oil tanks.  

No changing oil on the lawn or driveway. 

Despite the oil craziness,  its survived and has done fairly well.

Try washing a door with Murphy's oil soap and see if it look more "new", or "new enough" to re-use, and maybe think about just working with the cherry or whatever color the manufacturer put on.Also if the cabinets are not luxury to start with, the finish probably won't make them so, as because as others have said, they lack the special slow close drawers, dovetails, special cabinets, wine rack, moldings, etc... 

Oil field workers. 

Has anyone had experience flipping a house with an oil furnace in in the Seattle area?

Snake oils salesman and gurus have always been here.