I grew up on a septic all my childhood in the northwest (live in texas now) and we never had ours serviced.

I live in Florida, but I mostly house hunt in Kentucky because of my family and childhood memories there, I’m more passionate about it.

Slight adaptation from The Princess Bride.

get your bride on board and you will have more fun.

My parents recently sold and moved to a beautiful spot in Montana so the VR I have in JT is my way of keeping a piece of my childhood. 

I would buy all my childhood toys, Transformers, Go-bots, He-man, Voltron, Thundercats, Gi-Joe's.

I don't have any expertise in PHX but you might find it helpful to connect with some members on the local forums for Arizona: https://www.biggerpockets.com/forums/546-arizona-real-estate-q-a-discussion-forumBest of wishes to you and your bride to be!

Sure, first step be born in AmericaSecond, don't make any egregiously terrible mistakes in your childhood and young adulthood (prison, drug addictions, outrageous debt) Third, take reasonable risk in areas and industries that are in growthFourth, don't expect it to be SUPER fast (1-3 years) For centuries social mobility was just not a possibility.

Two hours later, list in hand I retire to my motel, call my bride and start giving her a list of what to bring up, tool wise etc.

She says her parents moved to a retirement village so she moved into her childhood home and paid her parents rent to help them have extra income. 1.