Lawns are typically a cement pad with rock or dirt for in and out activity to not tear up grass.I work with a few mobile home and RV combo parks.

I also chose not to ask her personal opinion as I doubt she is allowed to give it anyway.

Closing costs are pretty standard in an area, it's customary and doubt you'll find any cut rate settlements, but it is possible. :)

Foreigners be them from Singapore or CA get sucked into this really cheap stuff not really understanding what a Hood is and a Ghetto is.. they will lose most if not all their investment over time of that I have no doubt. 

I have no doubt that the roaches are due to his filth.  

So now i must ask how the LLC files their taxes hmmm That question is on the W-9 that you need to have EVERYONE fill out.In addition to that, when in doubt send it out.

I doubt that it's reached the level yet where a company like Pillow would have services in the area, but you do have another option:  asking an experienced Airbnb host in the area to manage the property for you.  

I doubt the agent knows what is going on.

I doubt that any investor will do what your thinking, certainly not for retail.

I will add you to my buyers list no doubt.