It is technically possible for me to become an astronaut, but I'm pretty happy just sitting on the front porch drinking lemonade (or a beer, if you don't like lemonade).

I am sure you will learn something, and definitely more than what you could learn from reading anything written by a community organizer, who had never even owned, and will never own even a lemonade stand. 

Haven't had time to fully read your comprehensive post but it certainly looks like you took a lemon and made some badass lemonade! 

How can I make lemonade out of this lemon?

I think a lot of investors will make lemonade out of these lemons. 

Those who like cheese seem to also have a warm spot in their diet for mold.

I had never raised a dime except for selling lemonade at the corner.  

I'm thinking about making lemonade out of this whole ordeal and offering eviction services as an add-on to my regular services.

We have learned to turn lemonades into lemonade.

Any ideas of how to diet something like under contract from Overseas