Bouncy house workers comb the skies ready to evacuate children if it gets too hairy. 

We negotiated the furniture in the price and used some of our older furniture to update the decor.

I think @Scott Trench brings up a great point when he says "Many investors who don't know what that inflection point is will continually leverage thirsting for more, and ultimately wish they’d listened to Dave", but I plan on borrowing until the grave if the numbers make sense for my children and grandchildren.

Her claim is that her disability requires that she not move furniture and further that she is uncomfortable with anyone else moving her furniture and her mental health disability requires this accommodation.

Make sure you put discount clauses and subordination verbiage in your offer.Use the Installment down payment clause.A Front Porch clause can be used to completely eliminate the down payment requirement.Write in your offer that seller pays all transfer, contributes X-$'s to you at settlement and that you receive all positive escrows if there is a mortgage to be paid off, and the seller agrees to leave stuff in the house or garage - all furniture, the old car in the garage, tools and garden stuff.

You have to spend money to completely furnish the place with espresso machines and nice furniture. 

Your IRA will be listed as the owner on the deed.Not tax implications for rolling over to another qualified account.awesome, good feedback and wondering why a "custodial" it says for children while searching online 

I have another full-time job, man, and I certainly don’t pay a property management company to add stress to my life because I have to manage them like children in a daycare.

Put everyone in there even their children's names (your lender, realtor, friends, all of us cheering you on this will be worth big money for next project).

Then any expenses, such as purchasing linens and furniture, can be written off.