Very professional furniture with high end Disney and universal themes. 

@Louis LordGo to school, learn how to read and write properly, work on your communication skills, make as many friends as possible, play a team sport, pass high school,  go to university, get a high paying job, save money for down payment, buy a duplex and live in one side and rent the other side. 

Been so distracted with COVID lately that I forgot about global warming! 

I agree with the opinion of @Bryce DeCora that universal programs are clumsy.

In March, I moved out of my $1200/mo shared house in DC and into a $650/mo shared house in Gaithersburg, month-to-month (adding all of that savings to a down payment fund).My question is: given the global pandemic and uncertain economy we’re in, would you sit tight a little longer and continue to rent, and see what happens in X months before jumping into a house hack?

I've listened to a years worth of YouTube University classes.

NISD, NEISD, Judson, Alamo Heights (expensive area and probably out of your range), Schertz-Cibolo-Universal City ISD, etc tend to be the better districts. 

If that sounds like a steal — even in the middle of a global pandemic that has nearly ground travel to a halt — the infamous Viceroy L’Ermitage, 9291 Burton Way, Beverly Hills, could be yours.

Tourism has been thrashed globally, and probably will be for the rest of the year.

You could be in the middle of a refinance when a global pandemic hits that causes an economic catastrophe that causes your cash out refinance lender to balk at a cash out refi of 75%.