The latest request was for me to baby proof his house (not happening, by the way).

Baby, nothing is free unless your time is worth nothing and that is something to think about.  

Go slow, one small baby step at a time.

Because most larger breeds are bred for a purpose...a "job" so to speak, which often means they housebreak and are better trained / behaved than most small dogs who are often treated as "babies" with no rules whatsoever. 

You can't lose, baby!  

In 2008 she took in her drug addict Sisters baby.  

Not like you were asking because there was a baby and you were thinking of baby-related stuff, such as crying and baby proofing corners.

My thought was to incentivize a group of 3 to go in together to save them some funds.I am in the baby stages of owning a home.

The tenants prior to my ownership have left a whole lot of stuff from boxes and furniture to dogs and newborn pups in the house.

Landlord doesn't see you but sees the baby, ALONE, inside without your supervision.