A lot of very interesting and entertaining responses.

Very entertaining story.

That $5 sandwich one was really entertaining!   

To make it even more fun, there is often a single family member that doesn't actually want to sell (but his signature is required), wants to 'keep it in the family,' but doesn't have the credit/assets/income to actually make that happen, so he might just be difficult while entertaining his delusions.

The population is a nice size at around 90,000, and there is a lot of really good entertainment, and of course, lots of beautiful outdoor recreation and good air quality overall. 

Having less dishes not usable due to needing washing would result in the need for less every day dishes (still need the entertaining dishes).Good luck

Have your agent reach out to the listing agent and see if they are interested in entertaining seller financing/REC.

@Ashley Petersen this post is borderline funny and ridiculous... but certainly entertaining 😅

If they have indicated they can pay May but could have issues with future months as they were unable to are able obtain summer employement, would you cancel the lease or entertain a payment plan?

Stories about why credit scores are bad are just entertainment.