(insert profession or job so Congress doesn’t think this is just CEOs, doctors, lawyers, and wealthy heirs), and I have diligently contributed to my retirement account.

This may be particularly true for professionals such as doctors, lawyers, and business executives. 

I'm sure there's a lot of legalese behind a lot of the questions, but at the end of the day if a doctor can connect to robot in another hemisphere to conduct a vital surgery - there's no reason buying a property should involve this many moving pieces. 

I would try some blessing or incantations from a witch doctor or psychic medium....OR take well lit quality pictures of an immaculately clean/maintained unit and lower the price $50 per week and/or put wording that says something to the effect of OBO and/or be more flexible with your terms/criteria...but still use supernatural forces whenever possible!

Doctor loans that we have are only for owner occupied PharmD is okay.

I got him legitimately ESA verified through my doctor (no scam websites) because I have been diagnosed with multiple emotional disorders which he legitimately helps me with. 

I'll be approaching critical mass as a landlord again after a 15 year absence due to doctor stuff where I had to sell all properties and crush my financials but I'm still topside. 

Like a doctors office..

They have been there for 2 years and I allowed them 2 cats for which they had doctor notes for as companion animals. 

Doctors tend to be very busy people, so are you factoring in your time commitment to your strategy selection?