I personally chat with each and every guest before, during and after their stay.I can see having automated bot responses, but every one I have seen still looks like an automated response from a bot.

Skip trace the LLC and start a marketing campaign.

And if you try and push against it you will be crushed. 

We remodeled and remarketed it under our brand HomWork.com, as a coworking/coliving property for entrepreneurs and business professionals.

First there is no reason to buy a Townhouse "all cash" instead put 40% down and reap the benefits of an extrenly low rate, No PMI and the option to escrow.

Real Estate by the Numbers by J Scott and Dave Meyers is a good read.

My wife and I are officially under contract with a new primary residence, with the goal of moving and then turning our current home into a rental.

used an FHA loan with 3.5% down, lived in one unit, and rented the others.

Keep in mind that this is a rental, and renovations should be in line with a rental for the area and market.  

I took a pause and finished my bachelors and stabilized my family since then.