I tell my tenants that for a small fee, the scantily clad women in the calendars of the STR will come by and clean their house, do their laundry, cook them dinner and give them a bubble bath.

Rob from Robuilt has some great recommendations on his YT called "These things will make you more money on..." and includes rugs from rugable.com and where he gets his pots and pans, vs what type of coffee machine.  

If I walk into a home and smell pot, it means someone just smoked it and/or there’s an open flower/burnt bits/ash somewhere.

"The smell of the cooked animal is coming into my unit and I want to gag".

We provide everything - furnished living room and kitchen with basic cooking needs, plates, silverware, etc.  

This is a federal law, and you can get cooked on it if you don't give the disclosure.

@Jordan Redar Are you asking how a pot full of federal laws stops you from doing things?

But they got turned into the AG and got in a pot full of trouble. and of course many of these sellers got their credit trashed..

@Wayne Brooks, Believe it or not, you can live in a tent on the property and it would qualify; however, there are a few items to be careful about.I would however make sure that it has certain facilities, somewhere to cook, bathroom facilities, etc.Yes it is possible to ask for a ruling, but it'll cost you about 3k to do so.

Hosting college students as a family, receiving what seemed insane cash-flow (1200-1400 a shared room), but also providing everything including cooked meals, furnishings, etc..With that being said that cash flow will barely cover the mortgage in PB or MB you can guarantee you will have to  watch these college age students for abruptly leaving, and damaging your property.