As I read the above my spider sense is tingling everywhere, but at the end it all comes down to math. 

In a similar vein, the low risk options will never be the fastest.

parking lot is the same since inception s its all spider cracked and the cement sidewalks are cracking also.

Nothing is more welcoming than clean and nothing is more unwelcoming than spider webs in the corners of the front porch or red dirt stains on the brick/siding.Pay attention to the paint on and around the front porch.  

We moved in and thought we were getting bit by spiders...then about 5 weeks in we witness a bed bug.

Yeah, nothing says "high class" like a sketchy set of Spider Man sheets tacked up over the front windows. 

The more theoretical/philosophical underpinnings of my economic worldview come from a combination of the works of (1) the Austrian tradition along the vein of thought beginning with Adam Smith and running through Ludwig von Mises, F.A.

My top cash-flow property fits that bill... it had broken windows and consequently a spider problem plus it needed a roof.

In a similar vein - anyone knows how Brandon and team figured out "Loan Balance" on page 3 of the rental properties report?

Bees can be moved; wasps can be moved; spiders can be moved, mice and rats can be humanely caught and removed.