Rachel Bjorklund I really want to DIY but it feels like a foreign language.

You'll learn even mpre than you bargain for with those names.Are there any resources for learning about the various methods of banking, mortgage options or deal structuring in foreign countries?

Manhattan is a "safe deposit" for real estate investors and foreign buyers because of the strong market but steady income.

Crypto is not a currency, it is a speculative investment, like buying gold or buying baseball cards.

Over time, assets appreciate, and fiat currency declines in purchasing power. 

@Li TolentinoI don't know the full situation here and there are several different ways you can go so I'll refrain from giving advice but if you are going to be managing the entity from CA, you will likely be "doing business" in CA, and therefore will likely be subject to the $800 minimum tax and need to file as a foreign LLC in CA if you form it elsewhere.If you will be needing loans, it will be much harder to get one loaned to the LLC but not impossible. 

But these “experts” have a following, and that’s the currency that matters here in 2022.

Purchasing properties using crypto currency is very doable now in this country.

It sounds all pretty utopian, but my grandfather, who has seen 4 different currencies in his life time, once told me: just because YOU have never seen it in your life time, that does not mean in can't happen!

Ospina  Financing is already an issue for Colombian residents and is extremely hard for foreigners.