I would like one day that they sell washers and dryers that has built in Apple Pay or Google Wallet capabilities, and all a tenant has to do is to wave it near the washer or dryer and press their finger onto the Touch ID and I get paid as the machine unlocks for 1 load.Or may be I know what the tenants like to drink and I set up a vending machine that pour their favorite ice cold beers from dispensers and I get paid online and the Touch ID knows if he/she is over 21. 

Because on the one hand, almost everyone I talk to holds this guy up on a pedestal, and on the other hand, I have a front row seat to the Chicago-esque political machine from which he was spawned.

I think he rented a "Ditch Witch" machine for all of this.

The October 2017 Central Texas Housing Market Report is out from the Austin Board of REALTORS®.

I'd agree with @Fradel Schaechter the only thing Id add is don't try to "boil the ocean" go with the one that you're most passionate/curious about if your passionate dont worry about the money work for the experience (do it part time if need be) and see where it leads@Fradel Schaechter you are a machine lol.

Not a big hype machine, but an affordable group of consultants that help people get started with the  things we all deal with: deal analysis, finding financing, renter screening, basic management principles etc...

Account Closed, can I borrow your time machine??

There is a retirement crisis in our country created in large part by the Wall Street Propaganda machine.

I've also had clients that put in contracts sight unseen with 5 different REALTORS®, Then kill 4 of them after they decide what they really want (Not clients for very long once I figured out what is happening) 

Improvement efficiencies, new giant casting machines to simplify and reduce cost. 4)  Dominance in FAST (SUPERFAST) charging with supercharger network that all other EVs are not using.