Even if you are the best negotiator, without leads you are cooked!

Kind of like the Wade Cook books on stock market flipping if everyone did what Wade wrote about there would be no money left in circulation.

Yes, please PM me and let's see what we can cook up. 

It would be like splitting Chicago from Cook County and then calculating the individual crime rates for each area separately.  

I have 7 section 8 tenants now and have allowed the program in my units for about 10 years.Every tenant I've had drama and/or damage and/or the occasional eviction has been a smoker.  

Tenant agrees not to place into any drain lines of the Premises any non-approved substances, such as cooking grease, sanitary napkins, diapers, children’s toys or other similar object that may cause a stoppage.

Another option for low cost apartment type housing is to make very small units without cooking or bathroom facilities (though a chemical toilet for the privacy conscious might work and wouldn't take up nearly as much room as a conventional one does and cost much less without the plumbing and upkeep). 

Once that is determined you may be able to provide some cooking facilities but not enough to infringe on their silly rules.  

Non smoking tenants (smokers often break the rules and sneak a smoke inside) no candles and knowledge of electrical appliances throughout the house hugely diminishes risk. 

Learn to cook for your friends and have them over rather than going to the bars.