In certain markets they are made to believe that they are buying the last available house on the planet. 

Be very certain that you have move-in pictures and then the unacceptable state photos.Personally, I would go with @Dan Schwartz and maybe provide them a llama, but you would need to keep them from strolling off to, er, greener pastures. 

Living next to your tenants can (an is) less stressful than driving a long ways to your property - o - and there's the financial benefit of having tenants to pay your mortgage for you.There isn't enough money on this planet to get me to live next to my tenants!

No sane person on the planet is predicting 3 inches in 5 years, much less 3 feet.

It baffles me that we have 70% of the fresh water on the entire planet surrounding our state and it still costs so much.

I don't think there is a human on planet earth who knows the area better than I do & if i've said it's an F area on the guide it's pretty darn rough.

Miami Beach is operating on their own little planet.

Peter Comb Edinburgh is my second favorite city on the planet...love that place.  

if u seen the movie 'Limitless' it sould resonate with the psyche of how i believe our society is conditioned into a delusionally bipolar'grass is greener' mindet where we are either very happy/successful, otherwise we are down in a ditch waiting for the next opportunity to get back up there and be ecstatically happy and successful in the future.what about incremental. to me, that's how savings and investment actually materialize. heck, the very word itself 'invest' should encompass the fundamental of not consuming today in order to have more tomorow. i myself have times when i am broke but thats almost always right after a close where i invested than liquidated. my final thoughts are practically nobody on BP is living in the horrid shantytowns of any continent for matter where they are living in starving conditions with no food/water available on a daily basis nor having nothing to call their own other than the clothes on their back. such is the case out there for some large portion of some 8 BILLION humans on this planet. many, many if not most people out there all over the world don't own anything at all except the clothes they are wearing right now. likewise, many/most people on this planet don't have a practically endless supply of food so they dont go hungry. here in northamerica, luckly even homeless folks if there hungry can simply find out where the nearest 'soup kitchen' is and get a wholesome meal on a daily basis indefinitely. we have so many resources at our fingertips that it is so easy to start saving up 100s of dollars a month even based on minimum wage (whereas a family overseas living in rural areas with no local jobs other than living off the land, as is the majority of situations across the globe, may be lucky to even make $100 a YEAR!).

When an investor try's to tell us how to screen a resident and what to base our criteria on,from what their uncle in another planet told them to do I explain to them that our job is not just to collect the rent.