Go to the trailer and put up a flyer about your house.On rent day, go there with a box of small goodies (6 packs, small liquor bottles, candy, beef jerky, penthouse magazines, etc.). 

Now, things have changed and we are starting to beef the military back up.

The appliances i buy used have been bought for 50-75% less than can be bought new.If the fridge goes out the tenant will not tell you until everything is spoiled and i can guarantee they will have $200-$400 worth of beef in the fridge at that point.  

Where's the beef---PROFIT?

A by product of buying a home I should have never even considered buying.

This steel is rusted severely and I worry what the cost of a total replacement would be, or even the cost to have it sanded, painted, and beefed up a bit.After moving into the property my plan was to live in the top floor as is, end the first floor units lease with 60 days to move.

You don't "buy a QCD", an attorney drafts and records a QCD as a by-product of a real estate transaction.

It's a silly byproduct of traditional conforming loans

I figured out a while ago that I'm not necessarily interested in the money; the money is a byproduct of what I really enjoy: success.Many in my generation grew up playing video games, a pastime they were not paid for but did every day anyway.

Beef O'Brady's kind of has a back room on the side there.