So, no trouble makers, especially those who claim they were first.

Hey Greg,Congrats on the move (hopefully it’s a good thing) and turning your home into a money maker.

it's never going to *stop* - there's always going to be sheets to replace, or the coffee maker that broke, or fixing this or that random thing.  

I identified three different categories of investors - (1) Investors with no capital or desire to invest in multifamily/real estate (2) Working professionals (doctors, lawyers, techies) with an appetite to invest and working capital but do not have real estate expertise (3) Deal makers/Investors who want control - Either those who are actively putting deals together and operate in the general partnership or investors who want control and active management of the day to day decisions regarding the asset and investment strategy. 

It assists the parents in having their 100% attention on the showing, so they won't miss something that could be a deal maker or deal breaker for them, and it protects the parents from the risk of having to pay damages should something be moved and thought to be missing or broken during their visit.

I found the team lead/rain maker (if you are with KW) that worked with my personality. 

If you want to make real estate your career I'd use that money to get your license and start your agent business

Fiscal policy makers are just as responsible or perhaps even more responsible for the high inflation as the Fed given their policies over the last 5 years or so.

Do you have a market for $225 to $350 in door parking?

If you're so dead set against people dying if there is any possibility of keeping them alive, why don't you start with the auto industry or the pill makers, or the airlines or other industries where your death is nothing more than a statistical acceptance off set by a profit margin?