Disclose to them that you are an agent and if you had the money you would buy these great deals, but for now you will just pass them to your friends with money bags. 3)Create a buyers list in that market.

I think it's definitely a mixed bag.

@Paul Ewing The stuff they sell at HD and Lowes in a plastic bottle, that is then wrapped in a ziplock type bag screaming death on it works well also.  

It's like the adult version of juice pouches that are nothing but liquid sugar in a metal pouch with a plastic straw wrapped in more plastic that always ends up on the floor and never, ever in the garbage can.

I vote for the bag of Cheetos and a net 😂

Your idea of sacrifices (accepting free cars, buying Nike shoes, Coach bags, Premium Cable/Internet, Etc.) are pipe dreams for the vast majority of Americans and I understand why people would mock your 'sacrifices'.

Today at-least people know they need to buy assets that are cash flow positive , One the bottom opens up - don't be the Guy / Gal  holding the bag ..

I think the cat's out of the bag.

Dude could take your money, whip a carton out, and drop into a brown bag in two seconds flat.

Cleveland is a mixed bag for me.